An overview of today

Let's do an overview of today so far in statistical form:

The average % of kids present in classes today, across the school: 15%
The % of kids present in MY class today: 70%
The number of negative reactions I've had to things I've said/ done today so far: 5
The number of those which have actually bothered me: 2
The number of minutes which I have left to teach today: 50
The number of gifts which I have recieved today from kids: 1 (a cup of hot chocolate, which was yummy)
The number of students in my class who actually want to do anything constructive today: 1
The number of teachers in my class who actually want to do anything constructive today: 0
The number of times I was woken up last night by the cats, despite them being locked out of the room: 3
The number of holes in my rather battered shoes: 3
The number of pots of glitter I have purloined from the stock cupboard for my next class: 9

Updates later.